suspicious

1. Boys that listen to Coldplay.
2. Boys that are paler than I.
3. Boys that make you a mix tape. Especially if N'Sync is on there and we are over 25 years old.
4. Boys have little tattoos on their asses.
5. Boys that lack female friends.
6. "Nice, tall" boys that your aunt introduces you to.
7. Boys that are not interested sports. Double take if you are ONLY interested in the following: golf, tennis, bowling, NASCAR (extra eyebrow arch there).
8. Any boy with a nickname that starts with "Fast."
9. Any boy who's idea of romantic music is "Electric Relaxation." Tight song but, "Now I'm gonna pound that putang till it stanks" isn't romance.
10. Boys that cause me to lose my taste for chocolate mousee cups.
11. Boys that are into Japanese anime.
12. Boys that don't like dogs.
13. Boys that don't drink.
14. Any boy with a nickname that starts with "Dirty."
15. Boys who have stuffed animals in their rooms. . . and a matching one in his car.

This list makes me giggle.