The Bachlorette

I really didn't intend on watching this show tonight. I was happily watching DWTS and this just happens to come on afterwards. I haven't watched this show since Trista and her poem writing Ryan hooked up on the Season 1. Some thoughts 1/2 hr into the show:

- I will not be able to suppress my laughter everytime I hear some combination of the phrase: "are you here for the right reasons?" "YOU AREN'T HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS!!!"

- favorite moment so far: when the dudes in one of those limos cheer to "Jake" with blue party cups.

- anytime there's a pro wrestler involved, it's going to be a good time. this dude's stage name is Rated R. And he's a gimp.

- Five guys out of the limo and I'm tired of the giggles. I might not make it to the end of the show.

- This lawyer dude looks sleezy. He ISN'T HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS! I can feel it!

- I love it when she watches them walk in. Totally checking out the meat.

- 15 dudes in. favorites so far: the screenwriter who jumped out of the limo, Rated-R, mr. cubic zaronia. They obviously are here for the right reasons.

- take that back. newest funniest moment: homeboy who wore cowboy boots and thought she wore them on the Bachelor. he obviously IS THERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS.

- other good lines: "i made a scrapbook for her. I even went to a scrapbook store." pansy.

- The dude Kasey from Klovis Kalifornia needs to stop talking like there's a plastic bag over his mouth. Slow down crazy.

- Shooter is an idiot. He ain't going get any cooter.

I wonder what is more sad, the fact that I'm actually watching this show or the fact that apparently I'm so jaded that I can't even feel a twinge of awe. But then again, I spend all my emotional energy making fun of everything and everyone on this show. It takes a lot of energy to FIND OUT WHO IS HERE FOR THE RIGHT REASONS. doi.

Random Thought

I just got back from Costco and I wanted to share a thought I had while I was waiting in the gas line. Do most cars have their gas thing on the left side (when looking at from the back)? I swear the line is always longer for those who have the gas thing on the left. Which cars have the gas thing on the right side?